my blorbos
Yes this is a whole page dedicating to rambling about my favorite guys... honestly this is just so i don't blow my tumblr up talking abt fictional characters.
WARNING!!! This page contains spoilers for ALL of the characters shown
to summarize my types:
- some guy
- some guy with mental health problems
- some guy with nice hair
- asshole
- demon
Quentin Smith
sorry ur gonna be seeing this actor's face a lot. fucking blorbo machine kyle gallner the man u are...
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portrayed by: Kyle Gallner
origin: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
age: 17?
status: alive..
AJAJJAJKHHHAHJSDHJSAHDHAHHH. quentin is the guy ever. i actually can't tell u why i like him so much because he's literally just some dude. he's just some guy. i can tell you right now he has less than 30 minutes of screentime in the movie he's a fucking main character in. i know this because i edited a version of anoes where it's only quentin. and it's 26 minutes long.
i really don't know what else to say. he's the guy. he canonically has adhd. he's the reaosn why i'm now addicted to redbull. he briefly turned me onto christianity. i started liking him bc i thought he was silly lookin in dbd and then i watched the movie and realized he's actually so cool AND hot and everything i wish i was. quentin smith augh i love you quentin please never die (oh wait you can't lol.. thanks entity...)
this is probably a weird sentiment but i just feel like i'd feel safe w him. like he'd keep me safe fs. even though he's just some dude.
Ellis
yea i'm an ellis main. yea i get jumped by every special infected in every campaign. yea i shoot my teammates 20 times a round and still use 3x as many medkits.
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portrayed by: Eric Landin (voice) + Jesy McKinney (face)
origin: Left 4 Dead 2 (2009)
age: 23
status: alive technically but i always figured they all died after the parish.
so i grew up playing and watching people play l4d2 but when i started playing it again as an adult i realized i forgot all the characters. i took a look at the names, saw ellis nad thought, oh that's a cute name, yeah i'll play him. and now i refuse to play anyone else because consistency is my only positive trait. anyway i started playing as ellis and i fell in love immediately because HIS ACCENT how could i NOT?
it's just funny to me bc i would've fallen in love with his character (i love me an overtalkative man. and a southern accented man. sunshine characters on top) either way and it just so happened to be that i decided to play him.
Miles Upshur
umm.... yeah that's the only image you're getting. miles is headless to me. my headless husband. no face. but also shout out to all the fan artists who gave him a face and nice hair bc you guys are the real ones. not me though
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portrayed by: Shawn Baichoo (voice)
origin: Outlast (2013)
age: early to mid thirties
status: canonically unknown but he's alive to me
i love miles. idk something about him,... or lackthereof... i love my bullet hole ridden, 8 fingered, possessed(?), headless husband... i thought the lack of photos i had for him was sad so i went on his fandom wiki page to look for more. and i was like oh should i put his hand with the severed fingers. LIKE NOAH NO?? DONT DO THAT???
this is just funny to me. he is so headless. idk why i like him so much. his personality?? i like his voice lines. and by voice lines i mean.. just his like, breathing and groaning in pain and shit. us miles fans are fucking STARVED out here. shout out to his voice actor, you're genuinely so amazing.
confession i'm listening to a compilation of all his 'voice' lines and fucking grinning like a madman. HES IN PAIN BRO SOBBING (how do i add emojis to html) (oh shit he just vomitted... ew) (i'm so sorry i love you miles my baby boy who is twice my age..) lowkey i need 1 hr long compilation of miles crying and whimpering
Simon Henriksson
